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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer quit his job?","punchline":"Because he didn't get arrays.","id":18}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Springfield pet-eating hoax","displaytitle":"Springfield pet-eating hoax","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q130281725","titles":{"canonical":"Springfield_pet-eating_hoax","normalized":"Springfield pet-eating hoax","display":"Springfield pet-eating hoax"},"pageid":77838944,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Protect_our_ducks_and_kittens_in_Ohio%21.jpg/330px-Protect_our_ducks_and_kittens_in_Ohio%21.jpg","width":320,"height":310},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Protect_our_ducks_and_kittens_in_Ohio%21.jpg","width":816,"height":791},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287540628","tid":"455fa2e6-22ec-11f0-9eb9-4eff0c39b732","timestamp":"2025-04-26T22:17:42Z","description":"2024 American anti-immigration allegations","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Springfield_pet-eating_hoax","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Springfield_pet-eating_hoax?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Springfield_pet-eating_hoax?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Springfield_pet-eating_hoax"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Springfield_pet-eating_hoax","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Springfield_pet-eating_hoax","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Springfield_pet-eating_hoax?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Springfield_pet-eating_hoax"}},"extract":"Starting in September 2024, false claims spread online saying Haitian immigrants were stealing and eating pets in Springfield, Ohio. The claims began with a local Facebook group post claiming a local cat had been butchered, and spread quickly among far-right and neo-Nazi groups. The claims were then amplified by prominent figures in the American right, most notably Republican Ohio senator and vice-presidential nominee JD Vance, followed by his running mate Donald Trump and allies such as Laura Loomer and Twitter owner Elon Musk. Subsequently, the author of the original Facebook post and the neighbor who told her the story admitted it was based on a rumor from people with whom they had not spoken.","extract_html":"
Starting in September 2024, false claims spread online saying Haitian immigrants were stealing and eating pets in Springfield, Ohio. The claims began with a local Facebook group post claiming a local cat had been butchered, and spread quickly among far-right and neo-Nazi groups. The claims were then amplified by prominent figures in the American right, most notably Republican Ohio senator and vice-presidential nominee JD Vance, followed by his running mate Donald Trump and allies such as Laura Loomer and Twitter owner Elon Musk. Subsequently, the author of the original Facebook post and the neighbor who told her the story admitted it was based on a rumor from people with whom they had not spoken.
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